RAINY SEASON







Rainy season or the Monsoon arrives during 15-25 June all over India, usually. The Monsoon is always so uncertain. Some times its too much rain, and sometimes no rain. When the wet season occurs during a warm season, or summer, precipitation falls mainly during the late afternoon and early evening hours. The wet season is a time when air quality improves, freshwater quality improves, and vegetation grows significantly, leading to crop yields late in the season. Floods cause rivers to overflow their banks, and some animals to retreat to higher ground. Soil nutrients diminish and erosion increases. The incidence of malaria increases in areas where the rainy season coincides with high temperatures. Animals have adaptation and survival strategies for the wetter regime. Often, the previous dry season leads to food shortages in the wet season, as the crops have yet to mature.


There are unfortunate places which suffer from drought and just couple of months after, from floods. Rainy season is much awaited   in India, in northern part of the country   specially, because of  warm and dull summers. In India, in summers, temperature goes up to  47° C .  There’s a deadly warm wind blowing whole day as well, which is called “Loo” in North and West of India.  The rainy season can be said the most important season for India; since it decides how much rain different parts of the country gets. Some places have drought, some places have floods, and some places have both in same year. Monsoon is responsible for deciding the fate of farmers here because agriculture is so much depended on monsoon. So this season decides if farmers are going to have good year or bad. In north and west India, most of the rain of whole year comes in this season and rest of year can be quite dry. So water sources has to be filled in this season as well.







And daytime in summer means try to be indoors. South and east India are luckier that west and north India in case of getting rain.After 3 months of hot summer, when the rain drops touch the ground, it naturally feels like life is back. Environment goes greener and greener.  For 3 months of summer, farmers have nothing to do but rainy brings them back to their job and this is start of new academic year in schools and colleges while writing these lines, I was really lost in the fantasies of the monsoon. I love the evenings of rainy season when there are different beautiful designs of clouds appear in the sky in different colours . And the little wet and sweet breeze (and something yummy to eat).

This is time of celebration and joy. With a lush green environment. And beginning of a series of Hindu festivals and occasions one after another.  

  SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD


1. The Taj Mahal (INDIA):

The Taj Mahal is a mausoleum located in Agra, India. It is one of the most recognisable structures in the world. It was built by Mughal emperor ShahJahan in memory of his third wife, Mumtaz Mahal. It is widely considered as one of the most beautiful buildings in the world and stands as a symbol of eternal love.
Taj Mahal is the finest example of Mughal architecture, a style that combines elements from Persian, Turkish and Indian architectural styles.
In 1983, the Taj Mahal became a UNESCO World Heritage Site. While the white domed marble mausoleum is the most familiar component of the Taj Mahal, it is actually an integrated complex of structures. The construction began around 1632 and was completed around 1653, employing thousands of artisans and craftsmen. The construction of the Taj Mahal was entrusted to a board of architects under imperial supervision, including Abdul-Karim Khan, Makramat Khan, and Ustad Ahmad Lahauri. Lahauri is generally considered to be the principal designer.



2. The Great Wall of china(CHINA) :
The Great Wall of China is a series of stone and earthen fortifications in northern China, built originally to protect the northern borders of the Chinese Empire against intrusions by various nomadic groups. Several walls have been built since the 5Th century BC that are referred to collectively as the Great Wall, which has been rebuilt and maintained from the 5Th century BC through the 16Th century. One of the most famous is the wall built between 220–206 BC by the first Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang. Little of that wall remains; the majority of the existing wall was built during the Ming Dynasty.
The Great Wall stretches from Shanhaiguan in the east, to Lop Lake in the west, along an arc that roughly delineates the southern edge of Inner Mongolia. The most comprehensive archaeological survey, using advanced technologies, has concluded that the entire Great Wall, with all of its branches, stretches for 8,851.8 km. This is made up of 6,259.6 km sections of actual wall, 359.7 km of trenches and 2,232.5 km  of natural defensive barriers such as hills and rivers.


3. Chichen Itza (MEXICO) :
The Maya name "Chich'en Itza" means "At the mouth of the well of the Itza." This derives from chi', meaning "mouth" or "edge", and ch'en or ch'e'en, meaning "well." Itza is the name of an ethnic-lineage group that gained political and economic dominance of the northern peninsula. One possible translation for Itza is "wizard (or enchantment) of the water."


The name is often represented as Chichén Itza in Spanish and when translated into other languages from Spanish to show that both parts of the name are stressed on their final syllables. Other references prefer to employ a more rigorous orthography in which the word is written according to the Maya language, using Chich'en Itza. This form preserves the phonemic distinction between ch' and ch, since the base word ch'e'en (which, however, does have a neutral tone vowel "e" in Maya and is not accented or stressed in Maya) begins with a glottalized affricate.
Chichen Itza was a major focal point in the northern Maya lowlands from the Late Classic through the Terminal Classic and into the early portion of the Early Post classic period. The site exhibits a multitude of architectural styles, from what is called “In the Mexican Origin” and reminiscent of styles seen in central Mexico to the Puuc style found among the Puuc Maya of the northern lowlands. The presence of central Mexican styles was once thought to have been representative of direct migration or even conquest from central Mexico, but most contemporary interpretations view the presence of these non-Maya styles more as the result of cultural diffusion.


4. Christ the Redeemer (BRAZIL):

Christ the Redeemer (Portuguese: Cristo Redentor) is a statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; considered the second largest Art Deco statue in the world.It is 130 ft tall, including its 31 ft pedestal, and 98 ft wide. It weighs 635 tonnes , and is located at the peak of the 2,300 ft Corcovado mountain in the Tijuca Forest National Park overlooking the city. A symbol of Christianity, the statue has become an icon of Rio and Brazil. It is made of reinforced concrete and soapstone, and was constructed between 1922 and 1931.
The idea for erecting a large statue atop Corcovado was first suggested in the mid-1850s, when Catholic priest Pedro Maria Boss requested financing from Princess Isabel to build a large religious monument. Princess Isabel did not think much of the idea and it was dismissed in 1889, when Brazil became a republic with laws mandating the separation of church and state.The second proposal for a landmark statue on the mountain was made in 1921 by the Catholic Circle of Rio.The group organised an event called Semana do Monumento ("Monument Week") to attract donations and collect signatures to support the building of the statue. The donations came mostly from Brazilian Catholics.The designs considered for the "Statue of the Christ" included a representation of the Christian cross, a statue of Jesus with a globe in his hands, and a pedestal symbolizing the world.The statue of Christ the Redeemer with open Arms, a symbol of peace was chosen.


5. Colosseum (ITALY):

The Colosseum originally the Flavian Amphitheater is an elliptical amphitheater in the centre of the city of Rome, Italy, the largest ever built in the Roman Empire. It is considered one of the greatest works of Roman architecture and Roman engineering.
Occupying a site just east of the Roman Forum, its construction started in 72 A.D. under the emperor Vespasian and was completed in 80 AD under Titus, with further modifications being made during Domitian's reign (81–96). The name "Amphitheatrum Flavium" derives from both Vespasian's and Titus's family names.
It has Capability of seating 50,000 spectators, the Colosseum was used for gladiatorial contests and public spectacles such as mock sea battles, animal hunts, executions, re-enactments of famous battles, and dramas based on Classical mythology. The building ceased to be used for entertainment in the early medieval era. It was later reused for such purposes as housing, workshops, quarters for a religious order, a fortress, a quarry, and a Christian shrine.
Although in the 21st century it stays partially ruined because of damage caused by devastating earthquakes and stone-robbers, the Colosseum is an iconic symbol of Imperial Rome. It is one of Rome's most popular tourist attractions and still has close connections with the Roman Catholic Church, as each Good Friday the Pope leads a torch lit "Way of the Cross" procession that starts in the area around the Colosseum.
The Colosseum is also depicted on the Italian version of the five-cent euro coin.,




6. Machu Picchu (PERU):

Machu Picchu ( "Old Peak") is a pre-Columbian 15-century Inca site located 7,970 ft above sea level . It is situated on a mountain ridge above the Urubamba Valley in Peru, which is 80 kilometers  northwest of Cuzco and through which the Urubamba River flows. Most archaeologists believe that Machu Picchu was built as an estate for the Inca emperor Pachacuti (1438–1472). Often referred to as the "Lost City of the Incas", it is perhaps the most familiar icon of the Inca World.
The Incas started building the "estate" around AD 1400, but abandoned it as an official site for the Inca rulers a century later at the time of the Spanish Conquest. Although known locally, it was unknown to the outside world before being brought to international attention in 1911 by the American historian Hiram Bingham. Since then, Machu Picchu has become an important tourist attraction. Most of the outlying buildings have been reconstructed in order to give tourists a better idea of what the structures originally looked like. By 1976, thirty percent of Machu Picchu had been restored.The restoration work continues to this day.

7. Petra (JORDAN):

Petra "meaning rock" is a historical and archaeological city in the Jordanian governorate of Ma'an that is famous for its rock cut architecture and water conduits system. Established sometime around the 6th century BC as the capital city of the Nabataeans, it is a symbol of Jordan as well as its most visited tourist attraction. It lies on the slope of Mount Hor in a basin among the mountains which form the eastern flank of Arabah (Wadi Araba), the large valley running from the Dead Sea to the Gulf of Aqaba. Petra has been a UNESCO World Heritage Site since 1985.
The site remained unknown to the Western world until 1812, when it was introduced by Swiss explorer Johann Ludwig Burckhardt. It was described as "a rose-red city half as old as time" in a Newdigate Prize-winning poem by John William Burton  UNESCO has described it as "one of the most precious cultural properties of man's cultural heritage." Petra was chosen by the BBC as one of "the 40 places you have to see before you die".

                            MUMBAI RAINS        

The much-awaited showers finally graced the city over the weekend bringing down temperatures and easing fears of a looming drought.

But  heavy rains continued to lash the city for the third consecutive year on Saturday, causing water logging in several parts of the metropolis.


According to Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation's (BMC) Disaster Management Cell, the city area recorded 29.9 mm of rainfall while the eastern suburbs received 45.8 mm and western suburbs recorded 66.7 mm of rainfall from 8.30 am to 2.30 pm.

Complaints of water logging were reported from suburban areas of Parel, Hindmata, Milan Subway, Dadar, Andheri, Malad, Ghatkopar and Vikhroli, civic officials said.






The visibility at the airport was 900 metres and incoming flights were delayed by 45 minutes while the departure of the flights was delayed by 30 minutes due to the rains, a Mumbai International Airport Limited (MIAL) spokesperson said.


Road traffic also slowed down but there were no snarls on any of the arterial routes. While, train services were running late by 25 minutes, officials said.


Incessant rains lashing Maharashtra for the past one day and a half, has affected road and rail traffic following submergence of some low-lying areas prompting authorities to evacuate people in some districts.







Train commuters complained of water logging at Churchgate pedestrian subway where they had to wade through ankle-deep water. Fire brigade officials said there were 25 cases of treetoppling because of the gusty winds which accompanied the rains while about a dozen cases of short circuits were reported.








In Nasik, rivers Godavari, Darna and Waldevi were in spate, prompting district administration to alert people residing on the banks of these rivers, official sources said. In Marathwada region, 700 people were shifted on Tuesday from Mantrinagar, Sidheshwarnagar and Gautam nagar areas in Latur district to safer areas, sources said.

                 SUMMER VACATIONS

What do you look forward to most during the college/school year? The majority of everyone’s answers would probably be summer vacations! Most of us want to spend the season of summer away from college and the glum indoors. Year round in the college/school doesn’t give us that long summer vacation we’ve been dreaming of.

               Year round in a college/school schedule, where we have three shorter vacations instead of one long summer vacation. Wouldn’t you rather have summer vacation?

             

            When you are inside doing school or college work, it’s harder to concentrate because all you can think about is how badly you want to go outside and take advantage of the beautiful weather. It’s a waste of a nice season if you have to stay inside and think about proper sentence structure and math. In the summer, you should be able to do more enjoyable activities, like going to a theme park. What would be the point of a season pass to Dorney if you wouldn't even be able to use it throughout half the season?

        

 Though a month may seem like a long time, it seems a lot shorter when compared to the months you’re in your institution. Compared to that, one month seems like a lot less time for vacation. You might disagree and say that you get a longer thanksgiving or Christmas break and it’s worth it. Having a longer vacation during the middle of the year, can leave you behind in your work. You should be in school or college when your brain is still buzzing and everything you’ve learned is fresh in your mind. When you have longer vacations, it’s easier to forget what you have been taught. What if you had a project due after Christmas break and you completely let yourself forget about it? Longer vacations while school or college is still in progress can cause this kind of dilemma. When you think about it, summer vacation seems like a much better solution. Instead of three separate vacations scattered throughout the year, there should be a long summer vacation.

              

     

        Having a long school or college year isn’t that bad because you get to do all your work there only and not during your “vacations”. Then when school is out, you don’t have to worry about any more essays, homework, or tests for a long time. Summer vacation lets you feel free of all that stress. During the summer you can just relax and go swimming outside in temperatures over 45 degrees.

                    

                          In the end, we all get a longer break....

                         Year round schooling or college has many pros, but I think that            

     there are even more cons, and after viewing my essay, I hope you agree!!!!!!!

       

       

        

             TERRORISM

Terrorism has been described variously as both a tactic and strategy; a crime and a holy duty; a justified reaction to oppression and an inexcusable abomination. Obviously, a lot depends on whose point of view is being represented. Terrorism has often been an effective tactic for the weaker side in a conflict. As an asymmetric form of conflict, it confers coercive power with many of the advantages of military force at a fraction of the cost. Due to the secretive nature and small size of terrorist organizations, they often offer opponents no clear organization to defend against or to deter.

The United States Department of Defense defines terrorism as “the calculated use of unlawful violence or threat of unlawful violence to inculcate fear; intended to coerce or to intimidate governments or societies in the pursuit of goals that are generally political, religious, or ideological.” Within this definition, there are three key elements—violence, fear, and intimidation—and each element produce terror in its victims. The FBI uses this: "Terrorism is the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives." The U.S. Department of State defines "terrorism" to be "premeditated politically-motivated violence perpetrated against non-combatant targets by sub-national groups or clandestine agents, usually intended to influence an audience.

Outside the United States Government, there are greater variations in what features of terrorism are emphasized in definitions. The United Nations produced this definition in 1992; "An anxiety-inspiring method of repeated violent action, employed by (semi-) clandestine individual, group or state actors, for idiosyncratic, criminal or political reasons, whereby - in contrast to assassination - the direct targets of violence are not the main targets." The most commonly accepted academic definition starts with the U.N. definition quoted above, and adds two sentences totaling another 77 words on the end; containing such verbose concepts as "message generators" and 'violence based communication processes." Less specific and considerably less verbose, the British Government definition of 1974 is"…the use of violence for political ends, and includes any use of violence for the purpose of putting the public, or any section of the public, in fear."

Terrorism is a criminal act that influences an audience beyond the immediate victim. The strategy of terrorists is to commit acts of violence that draws the attention of the local populace, the government, and the world to their cause. The terrorists plan their attack to obtain the greatest publicity, choosing targets that symbolize what they oppose. The effectiveness of the terrorist act lies not in the act itself, but in the public’s or government’s reaction to the act. For example, in 1972 at the Munich Olympics, the Black September Organization killed 11 Israelis. The Israelis were the immediate victims. But the true target was the estimated 1 billion people watching the televised event.

The Black September Organization used the high visibility of the Olympics to publicize its views on the plight of the Palestinian refugees. Similarly, in October 1983, Middle Eastern terrorists bombed the Marine Battalion Landing Team Headquarters at Beirut International Airport. Their immediate victims were the 241 U.S. military personnel who were killed and over 100 others who were wounded. Their true target was the American people and the U.S. Congress. Their one act of violence influenced the United States’ decision to withdraw the Marines from Beirut and was therefore considered a terrorist success.

                                                                                                                                  There are three perspectives of terrorism: the terrorist’s, the victim’s, and the general publics. The phrase “one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter” is a view terrorists themselves would accept. Terrorists do not see themselves as evil. They believe they are legitimate combatants, fighting for what they believe in, by whatever means possible. A victim of a terrorist act sees the terrorist as a criminal with no regard for human life. The general public’s view is the most unstable. The terrorists take great pains to foster a “Robin Hood” image in hope of swaying the general public’s point of view toward their cause. This sympathetic view of terrorism has become an integral part of their psychological warfare and needs to be countered vigorously.

                 GLOBAL WARMING

Introduction

The phrase global warming refers to the documented historical warming of the Earth's surface based upon worldwide temperature records that have been maintained by humans since the 1880s. The term global warming is often used synonymously with the term climate change, but the two terms have distinct meanings. Global warming is the combined result of anthropogenic (human-caused) emissions of greenhouse gases and changes in solar irradiance, while climate change refers to any change in the state of the climate that can be identified by changes in the average and/or the variability of its properties (e.g., temperature, precipitation), and that persists for an extended period, typically decades or longer.





Global Mean Temperature over Land and Ocean (Jan-Dec).
According to the World Meteorological Organization (WMO), the decade of the 2000s (2000–2009) is the warmest on record. The global mean surface temperature for 2009 is currently estimated at 0.44°C/0.79°F above the 1961-1990 annual average of 14.00°C/57.20°F. WMO states that in 2009 above-normal temperatures were recorded in most parts of the continents. Only North America (United States and Canada) experienced conditions that were cooler than average.

The United States National Climatic Data Center (NCDC), found that in 2009:

Global land and ocean annual surface temperatures through December tied with 2006 as the fifth warmest on record as +0.56°C (+1.01°F) above the twentieth century average.
The 2000-2009 decade is the warmest on record, with an average global surface temperature of 0.54°C (0.96°F) above the 20th century average.
Ocean surface temperatures (through December) tied with 2002 and 2004 as the fourth warmest on record, at 0.48°C (0.86°F) above the 20th century average, and
and surface temperatures through December tied with 2003 as the seventh warmest on record, at 0.77°C (1.39°F) above the 20th century average.
The NCDC's Preliminary State of the Climate Global Analysis Annual Report of 2009  states that:

"The years 2001 through 2008 each rank among the ten warmest years of the 130-year (1880-2009) record and 2009 was no exception," and that
"during the past century, global surface temperatures have increased at a rate near 0.06°C/decade (0.11°F/decade), but this trend has increased to a rate of approximately 0.16°C/decade (0.29°F/decade) during the past 30 years".

CAUSES OF GLOBAL WARMING

In the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report scientists conclude that "warming of the climate system is unequivocal, as is now evident from observations of increases in global average air and ocean temperatures, widespread melting of snow and ice, and rising global average sea level" and, furthermore, they conclude with "very high confidence (at least a 9 out of 10 chance of being correct) that the globally averaged net effect of human activities since 1750 has been one of warming" of the Earth's climate system.






Water in a boiling pot receives heat from an element or flame and loses heat via steam and radiative cooling.
As with every environmental variable, there are multiple factors that contribute to the "warmth" of the Earth. Humans measure warmth as temperature which is a measure of the amount of heat contained in a physical object. One can envision this concept by thinking of a pot on a stove. As heat is applied to the pot from a flame or heating element, the temperature of the pot will increase. But heat will also begin escaping the pot in the form of steam and also through radiative and convective cooling from the top and the sides of the pot. Eventually the rates of both heat loss (cooling) and heat gain (warming) may stabilize and the heat then contained within the pot at an instantaneous point of time would be reflected in an equilibrium temperature. This equilibrium temperature could be measured directly but it also could be calculated by determining all of the flux rates of heat entering (heating) and leaving (cooling) the pot.

One way that climate scientists look at the warmth of the Earth's climate system is to calculate the annual average temperature of the surface of the Earth using temperature measurements systematically collected throughout the year from thousands of land- and ocean-based weather and observation stations. The observed trends in the Earth's annual average temperature is one of the factors leading to the scientific conclusion that the Earth is now in a period of global warming.

In order to attempt to answer why the Earth is currently warming, scientists have conducted accountings of each of the fluxes of heat into (warming) and out of (cooling) the Earth's climate system. Since the measured data show that annual average temperatures of the Earth have been increasing in recent decades, the year-to-year annual flux of heat into the climate system must be greater than the annual flux of heat out of the system. By accounting for each of the fluxes of heat into and out of the system, scientists are able to assess which fluxes and processes are contributing to net annual warming of the Earth's surface. By conducting such accountings, scientists are able to quantify the influence that each natural and human factor has in altering the balance of incoming and outgoing energy in the Earth-atmosphere system and can calculate an index of the importance of each of the factor as a potential climate change mechanism. Each of the factors are called climate drivers and the relative impact or index of each factor's importance to climate change is called its radiative forcing.

FUNNY QUOTES

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Sex is like snow you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last....

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
 
Nobody dies from lack of sex. Its lack of love we die from.

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures. 

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

When women go wrong, men go right after them."

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead. (Double Dynamite)

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.    

"Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."

Where there is a will there are five hundred relatives.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

     

INDIA ON LIGHTER NOTES

 We have always seen a very serious India. Let me introduce you all      to a lighter version of India. Read it, it's really funny.

 Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?

A. In ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target        practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target. Q. Does India have TV? A. No. We only have cable. Q. Are all Indians vegetarian? A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India. Q. Is it true that everyone in India is very corrupt? A. Yes, in fact, a child had to bribe his parents so that they would let him go to school. Q. India is very hot, isn't it? A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India. Q. Are any business companies in India? A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. All make their own clothes and grow their own food. Q. Indians cannot eat beef? A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat.

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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

           




Laughter is an expression of our happiness, gladness and joy. Human beings have been blessed with the great gift of laughter.




But the big question is"What makes people laugh? What is the purpose of the function of laughter?" Experts are still working hard on it. Whatever they say we are sure about 1 thing, that "LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE." , good for health, beneficial for our body and soul, and above all its good for our mental stability. Well its quite common that a laughing and cheerful person is loved by all. So, why decrease your face value by a sad face? Laughter brings us under the canopy of love and increase our work efficiency.


Laughter has a great social value too. We laugh usually as a member of group. Watching a funny play or humorous film with your friend can give you more pleasure than watching it all by yourself. For years, the most favourite , pastime has been cracking jokes, mimicry, really it enlivens the atmosphere and spreads cheer.


But beware, when your are laughing," LAUGH WITH OTHERS, NOT AT OTHERS." Hence, keep in mind that your amusement should not become a source of pain to others. You know it takes 72 MUSCLES to LAUGH and only 14 to SMILE. Thus, develop a sense of humour and learn to laugh at yourself and experience your 14 MUSCLES and smile away to lighten the hearts of many.....

                       YOU WILL SUCCEED SURELY




Read , but Write more.
  Talk , but Think more.
        Play , but Study more.
            I promise, you will succeed sure....


Eat, but Chew more.
   Weep, but Laugh more.
            Sleep, but Work more.
                  I promise, you will succeed sure....


Punish, but Pardon more.
         Spend, but Save more.
                Consume, but Save more.
                      I promise, you will succeed sure....


Hate, but Love more.
     Order, but Obey more.
            Quarrel,but Love more.
                 I promise, you will succeed sure....

BIGGEST PROBLEM

               

FUNNY LANGUAGE ENGLISH

English is really a funny language
         As it is full of funny grammar and usage.


We begin  with 'BOX'
          Which in plural is 'BOXES'
But plural of 'OX' is oxen never oxes
           Then one fowl is 'GOOSE'
But two are 'GEESE'.




           Yet the plural of 'MOUSE' is not at all 'MEESE'.
You may find 1 mouse or a set of mice.
            But plural of 'HOUSE' IS 'HOUSES' and not 'HICE'.
If the plural of 'MAN' is
            Always called 'MEN'.




Why shouldn't then plural of
           'PAN' be called 'PEN'?
If we call 1 tooth 'TOOTH'
            And whole set 'TEETH'
Why shouldn't not the plural of
            'MOUTH' be called 'MEETH'
Then the masculine pronouns
            are he, his and him.




But can you imagine the
              feminine as she, shis and shim?




English is surely fancy
              And you must agree
That it's the funniest
              Language that you have ever seen.......