FUNNY LANGUAGE ENGLISH

English is really a funny language
         As it is full of funny grammar and usage.


We begin  with 'BOX'
          Which in plural is 'BOXES'
But plural of 'OX' is oxen never oxes
           Then one fowl is 'GOOSE'
But two are 'GEESE'.




           Yet the plural of 'MOUSE' is not at all 'MEESE'.
You may find 1 mouse or a set of mice.
            But plural of 'HOUSE' IS 'HOUSES' and not 'HICE'.
If the plural of 'MAN' is
            Always called 'MEN'.




Why shouldn't then plural of
           'PAN' be called 'PEN'?
If we call 1 tooth 'TOOTH'
            And whole set 'TEETH'
Why shouldn't not the plural of
            'MOUTH' be called 'MEETH'
Then the masculine pronouns
            are he, his and him.




But can you imagine the
              feminine as she, shis and shim?




English is surely fancy
              And you must agree
That it's the funniest
              Language that you have ever seen.......