INDIA ON LIGHTER NOTES

 We have always seen a very serious India. Let me introduce you all      to a lighter version of India. Read it, it's really funny.

 Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?

A. In ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target        practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target. Q. Does India have TV? A. No. We only have cable. Q. Are all Indians vegetarian? A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India. Q. Is it true that everyone in India is very corrupt? A. Yes, in fact, a child had to bribe his parents so that they would let him go to school. Q. India is very hot, isn't it? A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India. Q. Are any business companies in India? A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. All make their own clothes and grow their own food. Q. Indians cannot eat beef? A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat.